It's time to come to terms with the fact that your body odour is what's getting in the way of creating any meaningful relationships. Going for a surf is not considered a shower. Pig.

Digital self-preservation is important this month. Examine your phones content before you give your phone to your nephew and discovering him giggling at a forgotten browser featuring 2 girls one cup.

Stock up on solar res, you’re going to ding a few boards this month.

Namaste brothers and sisters.